MAN OF THE HOUSE The husband had just finished reading the book "MAN OF THE HOUSE". He stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, " From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! >I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then you're going to please me sexually, draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife looked up and replied, "The ****ing funeral director!"