MAN OF THE HOUSE

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  1. lizheaemma

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    MAN OF THE HOUSE



    The husband had just finished reading the book "MAN OF THE HOUSE".

    He stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife. Pointing a

    finger in her face, he said, " From now on, I want you to know that I

    am the man of this house, and my word is law!

    >I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and I expect a

    sumptuous dessert afterward.

    Then you're going to please me sexually, draw me my bath so I can

    relax.

    And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and

    comb my hair?"



    His wife looked up and replied, "The ****ing funeral director!"
     
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    lmao too funny
     
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