Marmite

[lostprophet]

I've never head either thing.....

...but I'll stick with my banana for breakfast. Thanks.

I can think of 53 rude and smutty replies to that statement BUT not wanting to be banned I'll just sit here and chuckle away to myself

chuckle chuckle chuckle
tee hee hee
hahaha

 

[Alex_B]

This thread has gone out of control *help*

Talking of breakfast ... it is time to think about dinner for me now ...

 

[Corry]

I can think of 53 rude and smutty replies to that statement BUT not wanting to be banned I'll just sit here and chuckle away to myself

chuckle chuckle chuckle
tee hee hee
hahaha

I eat it slowly and sensually, too.

 

[Alex_B]

I eat it slowly and sensually, too.

Uhm, ... hard to stay calm now

 

[lostprophet]

chuckle chuckle chuckle
teehee *cough splutter cough cough*

I eat it slowly and sensually, too.

think I need a cold shower now

 

[Alex_B]

chuckle chuckle chuckle
teehee *cough splutter cough cough*

think I need a cold shower now

I think we all need! Including Banana girl

 

[duncanp]

in small amounts...and it seems to taste good when you are ill =/

 

[JohnMF]

i havent had marmite for years, and now, reading this thread i feel like some. I will have to run out and buy some

 

[Don Simon]

This thread has given me an idea. Like the Native American codetalkers in World War 2, in future conflicts secret messages could be transmitted using the indecipherable code of national or regional breakfast foodstuffs...

"Come in Marmite, this is Sunpat"
"Roger Sunpat, where are the kippers?"
"No kippers. Bubble and squeak."
"Damn. Is the marmalade thick cut?"
"No sir, the marmalade has no bits, repeat no bits. And there's more sir, I'm afraid..."
"Damn it man, out with it!"
"Well sir.... there may be black pudding."
"Good god. We're all doomed."

 

[Corry]

This thread has given me an idea. Like the Native American codetalkers in World War 2, in future conflicts secret messages could be transmitted using the indecipherable code of national or regional breakfast foodstuffs...

"Come in Marmite, this is Sunpat"
"Roger Sunpat, where are the kippers?"
"No kippers. Bubble and squeak."
"Damn. Is the marmalade thick cut?"
"No sir, the marmalade has no bits, repeat no bits. And there's more sir, I'm afraid..."
"Damn it man, out with it!"
"Well sir.... there may be black pudding."
"Good god. We're all doomed."

 

[Alex_B]

This thread has given me an idea. Like the Native American codetalkers in World War 2, in future conflicts secret messages could be transmitted using the indecipherable code of national or regional breakfast foodstuffs...

"Come in Marmite, this is Sunpat"
"Roger Sunpat, where are the kippers?"
"No kippers. Bubble and squeak."
"Damn. Is the marmalade thick cut?"
"No sir, the marmalade has no bits, repeat no bits. And there's more sir, I'm afraid..."
"Damn it man, out with it!"
"Well sir.... there may be black pudding."
"Good god. We're all doomed."

just plain brilliant!!!

 

[Don Simon]

Thanks, but let's not forget the important message behind it... Black pudding is very very wrong. It's congealed blood... people, you are eating scabs! It really must be grim up North.

 

[KevinR]

And here I am thinking hot dogs are kinda questionable to eat.

 

[Don Simon]

And here I am thinking hot dogs are kinda questionable to eat.

Nah, with hot dogs you know what you're getting - the ingredient's in the name! Just like donor kebabs.

(Sorry about that, but the antique jokes need to be wheeled out and dusted off occasionally)

 

[JohnMF]

there is nothing wrong with black pudding!