men are like...

[ferny]

1. Men are like ...Laxatives..... They irritate the **** out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..Blenders... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .....Commercials...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .........Government Bonds..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ........Mascara...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .........Popcorn..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms.... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .Parking Spots....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

 

[Meysha]

hahahaha that's great!!

 

[ferny]

You should be in bed!

I like the new siggy, "Vicky loves you". I never knew you cared. :blushing:

 

[Meysha]

The siggy changes every 30 seconds - like all the sloganizer ones.

It's 7:30 am... I have to leave for work in an hour. :-(

 

[ferny]

I know it changes. Seemed rather nice so I was caught up in the moment. :blushing:

 

[Calliope]

That's hilarious! True, true!

 

[Meysha]

Awwww. So sweet.

You must be either bored or tired.... or both?

 

[Artemis]

Mine says Do It With Vicky...

 

[Meysha]

hehe mine says "Vicky will do anything for you"

What is it with these sloganizer people!?

*looks at watch*! Arhg! have to go to work... noooooooo.

 

[Xmetal]

hehe mine says "Vicky will do anything for you"

Make my dinner!! :lmao:

 

[Meysha]

screw you! :mrgreen:

btw I love your new siggy photo Ian. It's great!! :thumbup:

 

[Xmetal]

screw you! :mrgreen:

Even Better!!

btw I love your new siggy photo Ian. It's great!! :thumbup:

hehe :blushing:

 

[ferny]

Mine says Do It With Vicky...

When I read that, your siggy said.....

 

[Meysha]

Yeah man... I can feel it baby!

 

[LeadSister]

Very funny.... and sadly true

Pamela