"Ha, I see what you are trying to do! Don't you ever think you can trick me into being photographed!" "Huahahahaha, you try, all the same? I won't let you!" "Oh now come on! Enough is enough, you make me feel all embarrassed with that thing pointed at me all the time!" "Pffffffft! If you don't stop taking my pic, I'll just show you my ... back. There you are!"