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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    The man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.

    "No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of gold."

    She said she didn't believe him so she called the bar.

    "Hello," she said, "I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question: "Are your urinals covered in gold?"

    To which she heard the bartender said, "Hey, Clarence, I think we found the guy who peed in your saxophone."
     
  2. Karalee

    Karalee hOtLiPs!

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    :LOL: gross!
     
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    ferny TPF Noob!

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    nice :shock:

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    Yak! :LOL:
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    If you've ever owned a saxophone and had someone do that you wouldn't laugh :-(
     
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    Lula Cracks-Up At Crazy Titles!

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    aggiezach Yup...

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    :LOL: thanks, I needed a good laugh to wake me up this morning!


    Zach :D
     
  8. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Aww... C'mon, it's just a joke. :lol: :lol:
     
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    That's great :D
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Hilarious!!! Nice work!!!!
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    A joke!!! Have you seen what urine can do to a good sax reed? And then there's the germs and stuff. And if you don't know it's happened you find yourself blowing bubbles instead of a good lick.
    I'm afraid I do not find it the least bit amusing* as somebody pees in my saxophone on a regular basis. Possibly for humorous reasons. Hmm. You'll be telling me next that you find it funny my neighbours dog keeps trying to have sex with my sax.
    Hey! Just how far is it from Phoenix to England and can pee travel that far?

    *We Brits are renowned for our total lack of humour ;-)
     
  12. Jeff Canes

    Jeff Canes No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    :drunk: :smileys:
     

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