MOTW - Unimaxium

Corry · Dec 8, 2006

Unimaxium said:
But of course!

SCORE!

Ok...so your picture is in the dictionary....what entry is it next to?

Is mine next to 'overly flirtatious?

Unimaxium · Dec 8, 2006

Uh... Sky

No, silly, it's under "slutmuffin"!

Corry · Dec 8, 2006

Unimaxium said:
No, silly, it's under "slutmuffin"!

Oooohhhhh! Riight! I forgot! Thanks.

Ok, so...funny story....yesterday, one of my group kids...aw, man, he's so cute...he's one of those adorable inquisitive fella's that asks a million questions a minute....

...so anyway, he was rattling on asking question after question, like..'how is snow made?', 'If I close my eyes real tight, can you see me?', 'If I stick my tongue to the north pole, will the elves laugh at me?', 'Why is the sky blue?'....

....which got me to wondering....

...Sky...why ARE you blue? Is it a skin condition?

*disclaimer: The above story is a complete fabrication*

Unimaxium · Dec 8, 2006

I think this masterwork of poetic music should do a good job of explaining:
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4id5fgLwsu0[/ame]

Corry · Dec 8, 2006

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do you have smurf cousins? Why is there only one girl smurf?

Unimaxium · Dec 8, 2006

Smurfs procreate kind of like bees... there's just one queen smurf who is fertilized by all the male smurfs, and then gives birth to thousands of baby smurfs.

Actually, I'm not really sure if that's how bees procreate, but if it isn't then pretend it is

Corry · Dec 8, 2006

What is your favorite Weird Al song?

Unimaxium · Dec 8, 2006

Uh, I'm not extremely familiar with his discography, so I'm just going to go with White&Nerdy because it's the most recent one I know

Corry · Dec 8, 2006

Unimaxium said:
Uh, I'm not extremely familiar with his discography, so I'm just going to go with White&Nerdy because it's the most recent one I know

OMG! YOU DIDN'T KNOW!? THAT SONG WAS WRITTEN ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!

Unimaxium · Dec 8, 2006

Yeah you're right, it is...

EBphotography · Dec 9, 2006

Unimaxium said:
Yeah you're right, it is...

You should be honored, it's a grand song!

If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cared, why is there a song about it?

Jeff Canes · Dec 9, 2006

Describe yourself in five words or less.

Do you like Mexican food?

EBphotography · Dec 9, 2006

Jeff Canes said:
Describe yourself in five words or less?

Do you like Mexican food?

I like how you disguised that demand as a question just with puncuation.

Corry · Dec 9, 2006

Next question....since you said I have to research the Gelato places....

....which of these looks best to you?

Gelato Paradiso

Paciugo Gelato (pronouced Pah-choo-go)

....ok, that's pretty much all I'm finding...so pick one.

Unimaxium · Dec 9, 2006

EB:
Because everybody's ****ed at jimmy for trying to get people's attention with his stupid corn. Some might argue it worked, though.

Jeff:
His blood type? Human, mostly...
(inspired by a recent six-word story written by Orson Scott Card ;-))

Of course I like mexican food. Who doesn't?

Corry:
From one review of Paciugo: "This is the real thing--velvety, decadent, authentic Italian gelato." Sounds like the place to me ;-)