Musician smiles

Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by Mitica100, May 24, 2004.

  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2003
    Messages:
    9,746
    Likes Received:
    42
    Location:
    Ahwatukee, AZ
    Can others edit my Photos:
    Photos NOT OK to edit
    And now, a few musician jokes:

    The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front porch. "Madam," he announced, "I'm the piano tuner."
    The lady exclaimed, "Why, I didn't send for a piano tuner."
    The man replied, "I know you didn't, but your neighbors did."
    --------------------

    A man and his son were walking through a cemetery. The boy asked, "Daddy, do they bury two people in the same grave?"

    The father said, "Two people? Let me look."

    So the father took a look, and sure enough, the marker said, "Here lies a symphony conductor and a humble man."
    ---------------------

    What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond?
    One of them eventually matures and earns money.
    ---------------------

    "Why do you close your eyes while playing the piano?"
    "So I can't see the agony of the audience."
     
  2. terri

    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2003
    Messages:
    25,321
    Likes Received:
    2,083
    Location:
    In the mental ward of this forum
    Can others edit my Photos:
    Photos NOT OK to edit
    haha!! :D Love these.... especially the one about the savings bond.... :sillysmi: I thought it was just the ones I know! :wink:
     
  3. drlynn

    drlynn TPF Noob!

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2003
    Messages:
    722
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    In the Basement
    Every guitarist's favorite:

    What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

    A drummer.
     
  4. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2003
    Messages:
    9,746
    Likes Received:
    42
    Location:
    Ahwatukee, AZ
    Can others edit my Photos:
    Photos NOT OK to edit
    Ahh... Don't get me started! :D

    What do you call the two ladies on a tromobonist's arm?

    Tatooes!
    --------------------

    What's the ideal weight of a conductor?

    8 ounces, including the urn!
    --------------------

    You throw a conductor and a soprano off a tall building. Which one hits the ground first?

    Who cares?!
    --------------------

    How do you make a soprano go inside a Volkswagen (bug)?

    Put two twinkies on the dashboard and smear her with butter!
    --------------------

    I know, they're cruel... :D :D
     
  5. terri

    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2003
    Messages:
    25,321
    Likes Received:
    2,083
    Location:
    In the mental ward of this forum
    Can others edit my Photos:
    Photos NOT OK to edit

    ooooo, that one smarts! Some of the musicians I know would be lost without their drummers. But they've played together for 12 years and have this whole telephathy thing going on onstage, so I suppose they're outside the norm, anyway. :wink:
     
  6. voodoocat

    voodoocat ))<>(( Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 15, 2003
    Messages:
    5,277
    Likes Received:
    17
    Location:
    Gilbert, AZ
    Can others edit my Photos:
    Photos NOT OK to edit
    What happens when you make the conductor mad?

    They get pizz'd off
     

Share This Page