My girl and I split up....

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  1. ShutteredEye

    ShutteredEye TPF Noob!

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    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up. And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back.
     
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    :biglaugh:
     
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    Hahah, was that a really funny joke or truth?
     
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    I'll never tell!:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
     
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    Ounce for ounce, beer is far more cost effective than cosmetics!!:lol:
     
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    Yeah, but you don't develop a "make-up gut", either..... :razz:

    That said, I'd never dump Robert over beer. You can have all you want, honey. :cheers:
     
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    well... I prefer beer to make up... I know I am weird
     
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    Alex_B No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    In any case ... either beer or make up! Don't use the two simultaneously or you might get funny results.

    Oh, and keep in mind: to look pretty yourself, drinking the beer by yourself would not help much ;)

    [edit] That last line does of course NOT refer to the post by mentos_007 just above, but is of general nature! [/edit]

    Another thought: Beer seems to enhance the visual image we get when looking at a member of the opposite gender. Also, apparently men drink more beer than women. Does it mean that on average blokes are prettier than gals?
    Or is it only that us blokes are simply pickier? I am confused now ;)

    Whatever, nevermind :greenpbl:
     
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    Awwww. You're sweet!:mrgreen:
     
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    BEER: Helping fat chicks get laid since 1930.

    Great story, Robbo! :)
     
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    :lmao:

    Now fill in the blank: .......... : Helping fat chicks get laid before 1930.
     
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    Alex_B No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    you are all horrible, you know that! :lmao::wink:
     

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