I suggested to my wife yesterday that she pickup photography as a hobby so that her and I could spend more time together. Her response was: and I quote "why? I know how to take a picture." When I laughed she didn't understand why, so I asked her how it was then that I am able to get our kids in such good focus, but the things in the background out of focus? She said that I must have done it in photoshop. I love my wife to death, but she is so naive.