Need some important advice

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  1. nitefly

    nitefly TPF Noob!

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    I've never written this before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

    I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work You don't know them."

    I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

    I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her.

    Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.

    So, is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?
     
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    PlasticSpanner TPF Noob!

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    Take it back to the dealer & tell them you're just too young to be riding a Harley! :lol:
     
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    Haha, forget about my age for this one ;)
     
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    Should have seen it coming. Me and the punchline I mean, not you and the girlfriend :) nice one!
     
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    hahaha, reminds me of one Squirt posted a while back...I felt it coming LOL
     
  6. Jeff Canes

    Jeff Canes No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    :banghead: i all most fell for that
     
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    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Leave it be! All Harleys leak, man! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    I got to the second line and my first thought was. "If she was so great we would have heard of her before this? This is a joke"

    An enjoyable enough read though ;)
     

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