New feature for digital cameras

[ksmattfish]

Hilarious!

http://www.hp.com/united-states/consumer/digital_photography/tours/slimming/index_f.html

 

[laxb0rder]

THE ONLY REASON THEY HAVE THIS IS SO THAT FATASESS DONT AHEV TO EXERCISE TO LOK LIEK A HUMAN IF YOU ARE FAT YOU SHOULD SJUT DO SOEMTHIGN WITH YOUR LIFE LIKE ACTULLY GET UP FROM EATHGIN AND DOIGN NOTHEING AND GET A FWKING LIFE, THE GYM ISNT THAT BAD JSUT GET A LIFE GRR FAT PPL ARE A DESCRASE

 

[celery]

Bwahahahahahahaha.

That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. The sad part is that they're serious about it.

lol @ slimming feature. All they do is stretch the person and make them look funky. As if no one will be able to tell.

 

[laxb0rder]

NO FAT PPL WILL BUY IT EBACSUE IF FAT PPL ARE TOO STUPID NOT TO GET UNFAT THEY OBVIOUSLY WILL BE LIEK OMG UN FATNING EASY LETS DO IT THEN BE LIKE AWW I STILL LOOK LIEK A FWKING BEAST I AHTE MY SELF IM JSUT GONAN GO EAT

 

[zombiekilla]

NO FAT PPL WILL BUY IT EBACSUE IF FAT PPL ARE TOO STUPID NOT TO GET UNFAT THEY OBVIOUSLY WILL BE LIEK OMG UN FATNING EASY LETS DO IT THEN BE LIKE AWW I STILL LOOK LIEK A FWKING BEAST I AHTE MY SELF IM JSUT GONAN GO EAT

wow. Somebody has mommy issues. At a size 18 I am what people consider "fat". And you know what I'm fine with that. I once weighed in at 290 lbs and wore a size 32. I had gained so much weight not because as you put it "fat people are too stupid not to get unfat" but because of health issues and the meds that I was on. Have you ever taken the time to consider people are not fat because they don't care but maybe because of things beyond their control. I'm sure your not perfect but no ones on here screaming at you about your flaws.

ps. spell check

 

[midget patrol]

ps. spell check

and turn off caps-lock.

Seriously, man, chill out.



to HP.

 

[ksmattfish]

GRR FAT PPL ARE A DESCRASE

So is bad grammer and misspelling, and all caps are just annoying.

 

[ksmattfish]

Besides being thinner, people want to be taller. The vertical stretch will be the next feature HP unveils.

 

[oldnavy170]

Hilarious!

http://www.hp.com/united-states/consumer/digital_photography/tours/slimming/index_f.html

Let me check my bank account.......I want one!!! LOL...:lmao:

 

[ksmattfish]

I'm going to market a new digital accessory that gives any digital camera this feature. It's a big, flexible piece of reflective mylar. Set it up so the subject's reflection is in the mirror, point the camera at the mirror, and bend it concave to make thinner, convex to make wider.

 

[laxb0rder]

YEAH WELL F'THIS IM GOING TO MARKT A NEW WHITNG CALLED GET OFF UR FAT ASS.

 

[doenoe]

i hope you lose your caps lock button

 

[HoboSyke]

I hope he loses his way out of this forum!

 

[EBphotography]

Well, whitng is close to the word "thing", which I hope you meant. If you came here to talk about photography in a more mature tone, do it. If not, I'd be happy to escort you out the front door....