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  1. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes???





















    nothing, you already told her twice.


    discuss.

    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
     
  2. terri

    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    :lol:


    From Ferny's thread awhile back....


    Men are like ........Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    :greenpbl:
     
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    I thought you told her to get a sports bra.
     
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    photogoddess TPF Noob!

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    Why are men smartest when they are having sex???











    Because they are plugged into a genius. :biglaugh:
     
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    graigdavis TPF Noob!

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    Whats the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?




    You can negotiate with a terrorist.
     
  6. Xmetal

    Xmetal TPF Noob!

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    Q: White is the Brides dress white?

    A: Matches the Kitchen appliences. :mrgreen:


    Q: Why do women have small feet?

    A: So they can stand closer to the sink. :mrgreen:
     
  7. tmpadmin

    tmpadmin TPF Noob!

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    Why don't women need watches?

    Because there is already a clock on the stove.

    I think the funniest line about women was on South Park - "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die"
     
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    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    I think this thread is gonna make me scream!!!! These are all jokes that I hear on a daily basis from both my boyfriend (he likes to antagonize me, and he does it just to get a rise out of me) and one of my bosses, Mike (he's just an @ss)
     
  9. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    But I suppose, if I must, I'll join in :mrgreen:

    Fact: Men are living proof women can take a joke

    # Q: What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
    # A: A widow.

    A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman"
     
  10. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Hmm..I think someone in this thread will like this one:

    Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

    A. Shoot him again.
     
  11. tmpadmin

    tmpadmin TPF Noob!

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    Good to see you can dish it out too! :thumbup:

    "If women ruled the world we wouldn't have a decent war again"
     
  12. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    lol..I dont have a joke yet...ill get some...
     

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