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  1. lostprophet

    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.


    "Hmm, you look OK to me," said the doctor, "but I'll do a blood test
    and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."


    The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.


    "What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.


    "I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.
    "No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.


    "Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.
    "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"


    "Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.
    "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"


    "Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.
    "NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"


    "Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"
    "NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"


    "Then there can be only one explanation," said the doctor...
































    "Your mother must have been a carrier"
     
  2. Becky

    Becky TPF Noob!

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    Dammit, I actually laughed :lol:
     
  3. Battou

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    lol
     
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    I feel an overwhelming urge to hurt you now. :mrgreen:
     
  5. Alex_B

    Alex_B No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    not funny...


    ... but I laughed.
     
  6. Trenton Romulox

    Trenton Romulox TPF Noob!

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    Hmm, I didn't laugh. But, I very rarely do. And I did consider laughing, so I guess that means...

    good joke, mate.
     
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    I think I got it...
    ...but...I dono...
    It didn't seem like a time to laugh when I figured it out.
     
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    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    [​IMG]
     
  9. Chris of Arabia

    Chris of Arabia Herding cats since 1988... Supporting Member

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    My reaction was of the "Oh s**t" variety...
     
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    Andy, it's Christmas!

    Do you have any good jokes? :lol:
     

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