Photography Jokes

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    Two National Geographic photographers are out on safari taking shots. They are watching a lion eat a zebra. As they shoot off frames the noise alerts the lion. He looks up and starts growling at the photographers. The first says I think we need to be careful. The second says ' Dont worry about it....' and he carries on shooting frames. The lion gets more annoyed and growls more and louder. The first photographer gets out his bag, puts on a pair of Nike runners. Looking at this, the second photographer says: "You'll never out run him in those things!" To which the first photographer says "Fu@k the Lion! As long as I out run you I am alright!"
     
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    - you dont have to be faster than the lion chasing you, just faster than the other person -

    I've heard it a million times, still gives me the giggles.
     

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