actually, I think this is one of your best composites so far.
i know you have a "thing" for unconventional processing, but just to see how it would look with a little more "normal" processing, i ran it through LR.
might could have done a little better with the raw file, but i wasn't being too serious about it.
You keep saying that and one day you will see commercials for a new kids cartoon- Attack of the Massive Hamster, and you might not be laughing anymore. ;-)