Puns for mrsid99

Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by Mitica100, Mar 24, 2004.

  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Nov 11, 2003
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    Ahwatukee, AZ
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    How can sea captains use amphibians? As froghorns.

    How did Colonel Sanders die? He choked on his fingers.

    How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? When his drill slipped.

    How do you change tires on a duck? With a quackerjack.

    How do you tickle a rich girl? Say "Gucci Gucci Gucci!"

    How many sides does a circle have? Two: an inside and an outside.

    If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A bagel.

    What are tired Army clothes? Fatigues.

    What did Godzilla say after eating a four-cylinder Datsun? "Gosh, I could have had a V-8!"

    What did Tarzan say to his wife? "Jane, it's a jungle out there!"

    What did the alien dandelion say to the Earth dandelion? "Take me to your weeder!"

    Enjoy! :D
  2. mrsid99

    mrsid99 TPF Supporters Supporting Member

    Mar 8, 2003
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    What a wonderful person you really are but I do prefer the "shaggy dog" kind of intro where you know you're being sucked in but can't quite figure out how rather than the one liners.
    Please don't think I'm complaining, just outlining my warped preferences and thank you yet again.

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