How can sea captains use amphibians? As froghorns. How did Colonel Sanders die? He choked on his fingers. How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? When his drill slipped. How do you change tires on a duck? With a quackerjack. How do you tickle a rich girl? Say "Gucci Gucci Gucci!" How many sides does a circle have? Two: an inside and an outside. If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A bagel. What are tired Army clothes? Fatigues. What did Godzilla say after eating a four-cylinder Datsun? "Gosh, I could have had a V-8!" What did Tarzan say to his wife? "Jane, it's a jungle out there!" What did the alien dandelion say to the Earth dandelion? "Take me to your weeder!" Enjoy!