R.I.P.

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  1. lostprophet

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    News Flash :

    Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny.

    Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening.

    Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and family was alone at the time of his death.

    An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.

    Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...
     
  2. Buszaj

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    Me deepest condolences are sent out to the whole Energizer family. Good one LP.
     
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    coming and coming and coming!!!!!! :biglaugh:
     
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    I had always suspected that little guy was on crank too...
     
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    that little sexy bugger is gone? ... how sad :(
     
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    Oh my gosh, what in the world will we ever do?
     
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    My condolences to his family and friends. However it must be said, the best way to go is to come.

    Perhaps for those that are above the rest, it is better to arrive.
     
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    Ugh, what the hell?
     
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    mstephens TPF Noob!

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    ha ha ha!!! thats hilarious
     
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    Clearly the Duracel bunny is the guilty one.
     
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    HAHAHA I haven't laughed that hard in a long time...

    And I bet it was hard for the longest time for him to come to grips with the fact that his batteries were in backwards..
     

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