****ing kids. One kid smacks another around the ear and then ignores me when I try to sort him out. He then ignores the person above me who they normally listen so she grabs the head of the year who gets him to do what he wants by saying "if you don't come inside you won't be able to go to Drayton Manor". What the ****? He's just smacked a kid around the head, ignored two people and now you're bargaining with him? Five minutes later they let him outside. Another kid goes off on on, won't calm down. All I can do is the stupid "now Ryan, calm down, come here" crap. Indecently, the other kid was called Ryan as well. Coincidence? If it was my kid I'd put my hands on his shoulders, push him against the wall and make it clear that until he calmed down and listened he was going nowhere. But no, I'm only just allowed to breathe near them. I have to check my breath first though, or I'll get in trouble for harming him. Another one who isn't allowed outside until next Tuesday because he called my boss a "mother ****er" told me that when the head teacher isn't there he takes himself out and plays. Then right at the end he comes back inside so he doesn't get caught. The kids need a kick up the arse. They run the school. Bring back the fecking cane. Rant over.