Ok, the title is probably more dramatic than necessary but I hope it worked. I am making a coffee table book for a class of mine and I have all the pictures but I am including some short text as well. I am asking everyone for some quotes. Not necessarily an actual quote (though it can be) but more like sayings, jokes, funny things you have overheard or really just anything that you think would be interesting to hear/read. The best things are saying like don't bring a knife to a gun fight, you know things like that. even jokes like "a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks 'why the long face?" these can even be personal i don't care.... these don't have to be too long, really anything will work. the text is going to be very stylized and somewhat hard to read. this is why it doesn't matter what it says i just want it to be fun. anyone who wants to help you can either just post it up here and i will copy/paste it or send me a pm thanks in advance!!!