rub my shiny surface

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  1. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    I am a genie's lamp, give me a rub and I'll grant you three wishes.

    I gave myself a good rub earlier. After five minutes not much had happened but it felt good so I carried on. I guess it doesn't work if you do it to yourself. If it had I would have wished for these.

    1. A better memory. So when people talk to me I'd actually remember what they had said.

    2. More musical skills (ie, some). I'd love to be able to play an instrument, or five. And I'd absolutely love to be able to sing!

    3. More self tolerance. I wouldn't mind if I didn't beat myself up so often.


    If I had a fourth wish I'd go for some cream right now. I think I rubbed myself too hard.
     
  2. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    Ha ha ha! I'm sorry, I'm thouroughly confused... but I found that hilarious!

    After all that rubbing there, I would've thought you'd have plenty of cream.

    Well if I had three wishes, I'd would wish for.
    1. The ability to sing really well. (I sing like a drowning cat, which is why I stick to playing instruments)
    2. Nice children and happy family
    3. A nice place to live in a nice neighbourhood in Australia.

    (wow I'm really corny.)
     
  3. mentos_007

    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    after a long rubbing I came up with those:

    1. Ability to play and sing (yeah me too :p)
    2. Live and work in a great place where people are kind and tolerant, and of course with great places to take pictures of...
    3. a fidel husband or bf, who'll never leave me alone
     
  4. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    This thread is so dirty!
     
  5. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest


    HOLY CRAP.

    anyways, heres mine:

    i rubbed and rubbed until i was chaffed and came up with this,

    1) the ability to see through walls.

    2) pancakes anytime of the day ready and waiting for me.

    3) a foreign or exotic looking girlfriend who will never leave me alone(sorry mentos, i liked your line)

    md
     
  6. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    Hmm...for me

    1) Have a lightsaber, and have all force powers like Jedi

    2) To become a photographer, with his own studio, with good income and a nice family

    3) For my kids (if I have any) to have a really good life and to be intelligent, and not bullies.

    Wow...that was a lot of rubbing, ill have to rub again some time...see what I can come out with...
     
  7. kelox

    kelox TPF Noob!

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    After just a little rubbing(doesn't take much for me) I came up with these;
    The ability to speak several languages
    The ability to run really fast
    To be just a little smarter than I am now
     
  8. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    Umm... has anyone else realised that we're all rubbing ferny's lamp? :blushing:

    Is it polished yet.... or can I have another 3 wishes?? :lol:
     
  9. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest

    damn ferny, you get all the love. :)
     
  10. mad_malteaser

    mad_malteaser TPF Noob!

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    Hehehehe, a very clever ploy - I salute you sir, it appears to have worked (discounting MD of course...)
     
  11. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    I wouldn't know. I passed out and when I came to my vision was all blury and I was on the floor.

    Not at all. You jsut said what I would (and did in one) say if I had more. My biggest dream is to settle down with a family somewhere quiet. One day... maybe... I'll get lucky.
    Actually, I think if we read through these we'll see loads of "I wish I'd thought of that" wishes.

    It's only dity if you have a dirty mind! :crazy: :mrgreen:

    You came good. :thumbsup:

    (sorry)

    If you'd think it'd be handy, sure, rub away. But can you sort out your nails first though? Last time there were a couple of jagged parts which damaged my surface.
     
  12. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest

    haha..no it worked...i rubbed it before i knew what it was.


    now im rubbing my own. wait no..not because...DANG NEVERMIND. :)


    md
     

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