I am a genie's lamp, give me a rub and I'll grant you three wishes. I gave myself a good rub earlier. After five minutes not much had happened but it felt good so I carried on. I guess it doesn't work if you do it to yourself. If it had I would have wished for these. 1. A better memory. So when people talk to me I'd actually remember what they had said. 2. More musical skills (ie, some). I'd love to be able to play an instrument, or five. And I'd absolutely love to be able to sing! 3. More self tolerance. I wouldn't mind if I didn't beat myself up so often. If I had a fourth wish I'd go for some cream right now. I think I rubbed myself too hard.