Sauerkraut

[Corry]

A quick note on this joke...it's just a stupid joke, but it kinda has sentimental meaning for me (weird, I know)...it's one of the things I remember well about my very best friend (Amber) from Junior High...I remember her telling me this joke way back then, and I remember us thinking it was so funny, and we used to tell it a lot. Amber passed away three years ago, so even though it's just a stupid joke, it's a good memory for me, as well. I'm glad I ran across it.





A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount of money and asked her to go out of the country, to Germany, to wait out the pregnancy and have the baby over there.

"But how will you know when our baby is born?" she asked. "Well", he said, "After you've had the baby, just send me a postcard and write 'sauerkraut' on the back".



Not knowing what else to do, she took the money and went off to Germany.



Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at his office. "Dear, you received a very strange post card in the mail today", she explained. "I don't understand what it means!"



"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he replied.



Later that evening, the doctor came home and read his post card which said:



"SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT, SAUERKRAUT TWO WITH WIENERS, ONE WITHOUT!"

 

[JTHphoto]

that's funny, i had a friend in high school that told me that joke, and I haven't heard it since... i'm terrible at remembering jokes, i didn't even remember the punchline. I'm sorry for your loss, but glad you have something that makes you smile when you think of her...