School absences??

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    These are actual school absences (supposedly) from parents, including the spelling:

    *My son is under a doctor's care today and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

    *Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

    *Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

    *Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

    *Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

    *John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

    *Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

    *Megan could not come to school today because she has been botheres by very close veins.

    *Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.

    *Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

    *Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

    *Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

    *Please excuse Jim for being. It was his father's fault.

    *I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

    *Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

    *Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

    *My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

    *Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

    *Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

    *Please excuse brenda, she has been sick and under the doctor.

    *Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best, either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
     
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    aggiezach Yup...

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    :lmao:

    Those are great.


    Zach :D
     
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    mrsid99 TPF Supporters Supporting Member

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    Thanks yet again Mitica!
    This was my favorite: "*Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. "
     
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    ferny TPF Noob!

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    *Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
    *Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

    :lmao:
     
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    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    These are too good..... :D


    :scratch:

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    In my career as a teacher (quiet at the back!) I have seen and heard many things. The best excuse for an absence I ever got was a letter from a boy's father:
    'John wasn't in school yesterday because he couldn't be ars*d!'
    Gave him 10 out of 10 for honesty...
     
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    *Please excuse Jim for being. It was his father's fault.

    :LOL:
     
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    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    hahahaha too funny :D
     

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