see one, do one, teach one

[mysteryscribe]

okay I can't turn a sow's ear into a diamond ear ring lol.... but I can tweak the imagination a little (I think)... can you say chop shop.

 

[Philip Weir]

Hi again Mysteryscribe, a funny place to have a phone box.

 

[mysteryscribe]

well hell you have to pay the water bill somehow....

Great photo I think you have a visual since of the very dark humor that runs through this place.

Now if the young man who requested a negative to work with will come along with his I'll post my most traditional interpritation...

 

[Philip Weir]

STOP PRESS, Mysteryscribe. Just noticed you garage in Sydney Harbour. What will I do.......sink it.

 

[mysteryscribe]

torpedo that ***** it is probably leaving an oil spill. can you say exxon valdese...

 

[Philip Weir]

Your wish is my command. I'm in big trouble now. I will be sending the salvage bill on to you. Philip.

 

[mysteryscribe]

Not to mention all that oil spill clean up and the birds my god the bird cleaning bill will bankrupt me..... wait i dont have anything... send them on


and I thought i had too much time on my hands

 

[JamesD]

Now if the young man who requested a negative to work with will come along with his I'll post my most traditional interpritation...

I must print this off posthaste, and off to the darkroom with me! If only I had a means of reducing image size and printing to transparency... as it is, I may have to contact print. Would this change it to a semi-digital-film hybrid process? Hmm. I suppose that qualifies as an alternative technique, eh?

I shall get back to you soon.

 

[JamesD]

Ow, ow! I have an idea! ARRRGH! The pain! Aaaagh!!!

 

[mysteryscribe]

try using your editor as a digital darkroom just use the feature that replicate a wet process its what i do

 

[JamesD]

I'm determined to use an actual wet process for this. Idea #1, the reflection-projection enlarger, will work, but I need a bright enough light source, which I don't have.

However, I have a second idea! Idea #2 is about to undergo test. I shall report back shortly.

 

[mysteryscribe]

And they think im lost in time....

 

[JamesD]

LOL Maybe I am, but I've got my negative! HA! LOL

It's in the sink now, washing, and should be drying shortly. It's a 35mm paper negative, and I'll be projecting it, so this should be interesting, eh?

After all, you wanted my interpretation, right?

Heheheheh :mrgreen:

 

[mysteryscribe]

absolutely now if I can find mine...there the little boo

gger is.

 

[mysteryscribe]

Why the heck did you do that?

because I could...