Sent to me - a Joke - Fairly funny !

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  1. Lensmeister

    Lensmeister TPF Noob!

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    A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the course of
    the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flatmate,
    Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
    and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while
    watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
    Paul and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Paul
    volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon and
    I are just flatmates."

    About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother came
    to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she
    took it do you?"

    "Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure." said Paul. So he
    sat down and wrote: DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE
    FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING
    PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE
    FOR DINNER.

    LOVE PAUL

    Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:

    DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING
    THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS
    SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
     
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    skyonfire TPF Noob!

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    :lmao:
     
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    DOH. Hahaha, hardy har har. :)
     
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    I don't know anyone named simon.
     
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    Lensmeister TPF Noob!

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    Neither do I or anyone named Paul .....apart from my nephew and he and his g.f had a baby last year ... :lol:
     
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    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    (*giggle*) Good one! Moral of the story: never try to put one over on your mom. They allllllways know.
     
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    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    that was great!
     

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