sick of haiku? Try a limerick

[jocose]

OK, so I posted this as a joke in the Haiku thread, but I figured I'd start a limerick one as well.

I would strongly urge folks to read the following link to see how to construct limericks. I don't pretend to have a clue about poetry, so I cast no judgment. Mine suck, but, like my photography, I'm practicing and stretching my poesy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_poem


Anyway, here's my first contribution to the Limerick thread:


Jocose had talents untold
was rather low in the gold
an idea in the rough
of girls in the buff
Jocose was not so bold

 

['Daniel']

Daniel set out for the night
looking for a person to fight
he found a weak fool
and took him to school
it was such a terrible sight

:twisted:

 

[jocose]

My boss is a pain in the rear.
The thing she needs is clear.
A very good lay,
Will improve her day.
Would take a lot of beer!

 

[terri]

You really should look at this thread
Before these limericks go quite to your head
They are just as addicting, and I am predicting
If started, we won’t stop till we’re dead!

 

[jocose]

The girls that he meets proclaim
The sight of his body's a shame
Small in the groin
can be quite annoyin'
He'd like just one to remain.

 

[terri]

The girls that he meets proclaim
The sight of his body's a shame
Small in the groin
can be quite annoyin'
He'd like just one to remain.

:shock: :shock: :shock:


Of a personal nature, this is
An alarming bit of quite personal biz
I’d say, "Pray go on" but then you might carry on
And end up saying, “Tomorrow, a quiz!”

 

[yummifruitbat]

I cannot believe that I missed
The evening that Meysha got p*ssed :stun:
Found her phrases so funny
For 'stroking the bunny'
I'm thinking of starting a list

 

[Matty-Bass]

I really don't like limericks,
In fact, they make me quite sick.
When I make this I dread,
We'll have another thread,
Of poems and pointless tricks.

I hate rhyming the last word, had to check a rhyme dictionary to find a word

 

[Alexandra]

But you're rather good, Matty-bass,
It looks live you've learned it in class.
And don't you have fear,
It's just fun and queer
and will never be a pain in the ****.

...happy we've got censorship.

 

[Alexandra]

Oh no! why to censor my prose?
do they want me to get less verbose?
well, this is not nice
and I should not pay the price
Cause it's all of the fault of Jocose

 

[Rob]

We've been here before
And I tell you once more
That once you pop
It is tricky to stop
And possibly starts to bore!

 

[jocose]

In the chat rooms he would stay
until he learned that day.
The girl that he met
on the internet
was a man whose name was Jay.

 

[jocose]

This forum is friendly to kids;
Profanity we strictly forbids.
So here I invite
You all to my site.
And see me go down the skids!

 

[jocose]

I hate rhyming the last word, had to check a rhyme dictionary to find a word

To err in my rhymes I’m prone
But my talent with poems has grown
Thanks to this site
I discovered one night
Now I always use Rhyme Zone

http://www.rhymezone.com/

 

[Artemis]

I see that time has passed,
and this thread is really a blast,
But this is sad,
and it makes me mad,
Because I really cant be ****d,


That...was...so...awefull!