sick of haiku? Try a limerick

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  1. jocose

    jocose TPF Noob!

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    OK, so I posted this as a joke in the Haiku thread, but I figured I'd start a limerick one as well.

    I would strongly urge folks to read the following link to see how to construct limericks. I don't pretend to have a clue about poetry, so I cast no judgment. Mine suck, but, like my photography, I'm practicing and stretching my poesy.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_poem


    Anyway, here's my first contribution to the Limerick thread:


    Jocose had talents untold
    was rather low in the gold
    an idea in the rough
    of girls in the buff
    Jocose was not so bold
     
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    'Daniel' TPF Noob!

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    Daniel set out for the night
    looking for a person to fight
    he found a weak fool
    and took him to school
    it was such a terrible sight

    :twisted:
     
  3. jocose

    jocose TPF Noob!

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    My boss is a pain in the rear.
    The thing she needs is clear.
    A very good lay,
    Will improve her day.
    Would take a lot of beer!
     
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    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    You really should look at this thread
    Before these limericks go quite to your head
    They are just as addicting, and I am predicting
    If started, we won’t stop till we’re dead!
     
  5. jocose

    jocose TPF Noob!

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    The girls that he meets proclaim
    The sight of his body's a shame
    Small in the groin
    can be quite annoyin'
    He'd like just one to remain.
     
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    :shock: :shock: :shock:


    Of a personal nature, this is
    An alarming bit of quite personal biz
    I’d say, "Pray go on" but then you might carry on
    And end up saying, “Tomorrow, a quiz!”
     
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    yummifruitbat TPF Noob!

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    I cannot believe that I missed
    The evening that Meysha got p*ssed :stun:
    Found her phrases so funny
    For 'stroking the bunny'
    I'm thinking of starting a list ;)
     
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    I really don't like limericks,
    In fact, they make me quite sick.
    When I make this I dread,
    We'll have another thread,
    Of poems and pointless tricks.

    I hate rhyming the last word, had to check a rhyme dictionary to find a word ;)
     
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    But you're rather good, Matty-bass,
    It looks live you've learned it in class.
    And don't you have fear,
    It's just fun and queer
    and will never be a pain in the ****.

    ...happy we've got censorship.
     
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    Alexandra TPF Noob!

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    Oh no! why to censor my prose?
    do they want me to get less verbose?
    well, this is not nice
    and I should not pay the price
    Cause it's all of the fault of Jocose
    ;)
     
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    We've been here before
    And I tell you once more
    That once you pop
    It is tricky to stop
    And possibly starts to bore!
     
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    In the chat rooms he would stay
    until he learned that day.
    The girl that he met
    on the internet
    was a man whose name was Jay.
     

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