Signs!

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Some old and some newer ones:


    On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    On a Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

    Pizza Shop Slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."

    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."

    In a Non-smoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."

    At an Optometrist's Office
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

    On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."

    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

    And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."
     
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    I missed these earlier..... they're good! :lmao:
     
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