Silly mindless joke thread !

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  1. Lensmeister

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    ok only a truely stoopid joke belongs here !

    Did you hear about the Mexican woman who had twin boys ... ?



    She called one Jose ....


    The other Hose B


    See what I mean ... over to you !
     
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    Hose B is one or our roofing crew leaders nicknames....his name is Jose. :p
     
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    A baby seal walked into a club...
     
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    Horse walks into a bar... bartender looks up and says, "hey, why the long face?"
     
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    Two guys walk into a bar.....


    ....


    ...


    ....


    ....


    ...the third one ducks!
     
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    QUACK!
     
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    :biglaugh:
     
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    A pirate walks into a bar with a ship steering wheel around his....uh...parts.
    The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel?"
    The pirate replies, "Aaaaaaarrrr, its driving me nuts!"
     
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    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball with each other?








    Juan on Juan.
     
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    How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?





    A buck an ear.
     
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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra......
     
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    What has four legs, is big, green, and fuzzy, AND if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?























































    A pool table.




    (I guess I could've posted all of these lame jokes in one thread, but I've been severely lacking in my post count lately)
     

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