so..... who is up for a little romance?

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  1. lostprophet

    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.

    Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

    He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.

    His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.

    By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.

    The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

    Why are you stopping'? She whispered.

    He whispered back, 'I found the remote'.
     
  2. lifeafter2am

    lifeafter2am TPF Noob!

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    Nice!!!
    :lmao::lol::lmao::lol::lmao::lol:
     
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    LaFoto Just Corinna in real life Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo! :shock:
    (This is actually a little sad ...)
     
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    Chiller Mental case

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    :lmao::lmao:Sad but true:lmao::lmao:​
     
  5. Lisa B

    Lisa B TPF Noob!

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    Do you know what, I haven't seen my remote for about a week.
     
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    I'd be perfectly happy searching for the remote a little bit longer :)
     
  7. Big Bully

    Big Bully TPF Noob!

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    Hahahaha that is halarious!
     
  8. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    What's a remote?
    And do all women have them?
     
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    monkeykoder TPF Noob!

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    I don't know but judging by where it was found...
     
  10. Battou

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    :lmao: I think I have a valid reason not to get married now






    I'd hate to get so bored the remote is more interesting than the woman laying on it.
     
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    I thought the punch line was going to be that he was preparing a chicken. When I read about the woman being aroused I was slightly concerned.
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    Interesting? Women? Well they might be if they had anything in the way of conversational skills. 'I think the sofa would look better over there' and 'this ceiling needs painting' don't really cut it.
    Personally I'd prefer to watch darts or bowls.
     

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