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  1. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    So you've decided to spam The Photo Forum? First of all, congratulations on your decision!

    Read on to see what awaits the next SORRY BASTARD THAT DECIDES TO SPAM MY FORUM!

    First, I will use a railroad spike, shown below, to nail you by your ding-dong to the nearest tree.

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    (photo courtesy of google image search)

    ...and I will be very choosy in my choice of spike...I will not rest until I find the dullest, rustiest one.

    Next, I will.....


    ....well, there's really no need to go on, since the railroad spike will be enough to satisfy me. For now.

    Stupid spammers. Give it a rest already.
     
  2. Buszaj

    Buszaj TPF Noob!

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    Amen to that! Speaking of spammers, would you be interested in a brand new top of the line product survey? This product will guarantee satisfaction...
     
  3. Trenton Romulox

    Trenton Romulox TPF Noob!

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    But your ding-dong?! You're playing a risky game of Rusty Roulette.
     
  4. curtiswheat

    curtiswheat TPF Noob!

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    Seems a little sexist to me! What if there is no dong to ding! :)
     
  5. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Hoo-ha, ding-dong, makes no difference to me! I'm an equal opportunity spam destroyer.
     
  6. Chris of Arabia

    Chris of Arabia Herding cats since 1988... Supporting Member

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    Are you sure this is the right way Corry? Violence never solved anything. They are surely just another misunderstood minority that needs to be loved - maybe a group therapy session with a councellor would be a better approach.













































    Actually I think nailing to a tree maybe too good for them....
     
  7. monkeykoder

    monkeykoder TPF Noob!

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    We should add something to this thread about trolls...
     
  8. Battou

    Battou No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    but...but...I'm a spam bot, Oh I know do I get spared if I can get you a better railroad spike:D


    or more?
     
  9. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Spikes, Chris. Rusty spikes. It's the only way.
     
  10. Chris of Arabia

    Chris of Arabia Herding cats since 1988... Supporting Member

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    Have they held the GOP primary in your state yet Corry? ;)
     
  11. hawkeye

    hawkeye TPF Noob!

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    All this talk of genital torture is starting to make me horny :lol:
     
  12. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    :shock: :stun:
     

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