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  1. Xmetal

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    AQUARIUS (Jan 23 - Feb 22)

    You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.

    PISCES (Feb 23 - Mar 22)

    You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but **** off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

    ARIES (Mar 23 - Apr 22)

    You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dip****.

    TAURUS (Apr 23 - May 22)

    You are practical and persistant. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist!

    GEMINI (May 23 - June 22)

    You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on sex.

    CANCER (June 23 - July 22)

    You are sympathetic and understanding to other's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth crap. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

    LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)

    You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards.

    VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)

    You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

    LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

    You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances are employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are slappers and get VD

    SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 22)

    You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-*****. Most scorpios are murdered.

    SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23 - Dec 22)

    You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of crap.

    CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 22)

    You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickencrap. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
     
  2. Rob

    Rob TPF Noob!

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    Pretty accurate! I am a finicky Virgo, not a sex crazed bisexual bastard like you! :)

    Rob
     
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    SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23 - Dec 22)

    You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of crap.


    That's sounds just about right actually....
     
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    Except for the bisexual part, this is pretty spot-on. It should say "People like you because you are simply awesome" and then it would 100% accurate.
     
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    SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 22)

    You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-*****. Most scorpios are murdered.

    :er: I don't think this is very acurate...


    ;)

    :p
     
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    TAURUS (Apr 23 - May 22)

    You are practical and persistant. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a damned communist!


    :er: hmmmm....


    Hey aprilraven ... did you see yours?

    Conspiracy theorists unite! :lol:
     
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    :madass: ARIES (Mar 23 - Apr 22)

    You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dip****.


    I HAVE A WILD IMAGINATION????? i dont THINK so...thats not very acurate....

    aside from that, pretty much fits.....*looks to see if someone is watching me....*

    i know there is people keeping up with us, pallie...i know it.
     
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    anicole TPF Noob!

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    you mean aside from the ones Mistress sent to take us away?! :crazy:

    Oh ... btw ... I bought us a whole new box of foil to make our protective hats with, 'k? :blushing:
     
  9. Mansi

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    :biglaugh: :lol: laughing my whatnot off heeehee ...
    not accurate at all ;) im with littleman on that one :p
     
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    NO KIDDING!
    WTF is that all about!?!?

    ......we can be trusted... trust me. :mrgreen:










    :lmao:
     
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    CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 22)

    You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickencrap. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

    :cokespit:

    Hey!! This one's just wrong, wrong, wrong. I share the same birthday as Dr. Martin Luther King AND the same birth month as Elvis! :p :shakes fist at sky: :lol:

    Okay, so I admit I am too chickencrap to get a tattoo...is that really so bad? :mrgreen:
     
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    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
    That's horrible Terri!
     

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