Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by lostprophet, Jun 10, 2007.
LOL, Cereal Killer!
whoa that's some hot corn!
OMG, these are PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
The celery made me laugh the most...I had a customer yesterday ask me if we sold salary colored underwear. I asked her "Salary"? She goes "yeah, salary...you know....like, lime green." I go "Oh, celery" and though 'Lime green would have been a bit more to the point!'
They are so funny, I had to call my son over to have a laugh with me --- and now I am bugged, for we both don't get the CEO PA's joke ...
I'm not sure what the point of the 'free date in his diary' is...but a date is a type of fruit.
But when I've kept diaries, I've never searched them for 'free dates'. Maybe it means that he used up all the pages in his diary and is looking for a fre one?
Ah! :idea: sure enough! That little brown fruit IS the date. In German: Dattel. Yes. That makes more sense now than it ever did before. Thanks! Didn't think that far, ought to have known though
Why is that Dates only seem to appear at Christmas - one or two only eaten out of the box but always a fresh box next year?
lovely fun series.
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