Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by Corry, Mar 19, 2007.
.....what are your favorites?
Please share! I need them right now!
Ok, how about some techniques that can be done with others around, as I am at work!
*waits for jokes about exhibitionism*
1) turn cell phone on to vibrate, drop it in your lap and set your office phone to redial?
2) find accomodating work-mate?
There is a joke about a man who goes into his dentist's office and tells the dentist that his new dentures hurt a lot.
The dentist tells, "well, Roger, you're just concentrating too much on your pain. Go on out and relax. Go fishing."
Three days later, the dentist sees Roger on the street and asks how he's doing. Did the fishing help him relax and forget the pain?
Says Roger, " Well I was out there fishing and stood up to cast, slip and fell overboard. The oarlock caught me right in the groinal area and damn near twisted the hole unit off. Well, Doc. I can honestly say that for 30 seconds or so, I didn't think about my dentures at all."
Ok, I meant STRESS RELIEVING techniques that can be done with others around, not masturbation techniques. :er:
THAT was unexpected
When I want to relax/zonk out...I watch Bob Ross videos on YouTube..."you can put your happy little trees anywhere...this is your own little world" :blushing:
try this [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaycLWgMX5w[/ame]
Good stuff, Andy!
ohhhh you want masturbation techniques, I thought you ment stress relieving techniques. Ok heres what you have to do...jking
Try some good tunes.
Deeeeep breaths, let out slowly.
repeat 10 times.
put head on table.
when you pick your head up, your valuables may be gone but you will be relaxed.
(A few years ago, my then-wife told me to do this. By the time I had taken 10 breaths she had moved out. She was correct, my stress had gone along with her. Hers too probably.)
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