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  1. Scott WRG Editor

    Scott WRG Editor King of Smoothness

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    A woman on a trans atlantic flight is shocked when the Captain comes on the speaker and informs the passengers that and engine is out and they will not have enough fuel to make landfall. There only option is to ditch in the ocean as close to coast as they can get.

    Horrifed by this the woman starts contemplating her life and realizes she has had oo few lovers. She makes here decision and stands ups and proclaims "We stand a very good chance of dying when we ditch, is there a man among you that can make me feel like a woman before I die?"

    Dead silence... no answers.

    "Come on you men, there isn't one among you that can make me feel like a woman?"

    Again... silence...

    "Damn it guys, we might all die, Isn't there one guy here man enough to make me feel like a woman!?"

    Several rows back a handsome man in his 30's stands up and takes off his business suit jacket, followed by his dress shirt.

    "Here, Iron this.."
     
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    Ooooh man, I'm not going to dare to laugh at that one. ;)
     
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    ooohhhhh..... :popcorn:
     
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    aaaaaahhhhhh... bastards :p
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    :wink: :) :D :lol: :lmao: :clap:
     
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    :biglaugh: Love it! :clap:
     

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