Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by Corry, Aug 28, 2006.
#1: Leave your name signed onto TPF when Joe is around. See signature for proof. :er:
#2 - Hump somebody else's dog
#3: Spam the TPF forums.
#4 steal Noahs dummy when he's in a bad mood! :blackeye:
#5 - Be halfway through pasta before realising that you don't have a strainer, a wooden spoon or parmesan cheese
#6 - Driving 20mins down the road to get fuel only to realise you've left your wallet at home which contains your licence and your money...plus there's a police car at the service station you stop at. :shock:
#7 - (If you're a guy) Going for a pee without washing your hands after applying "Deep Heat"! :shock:
#8 - (If you're a gal) Using Natural Source Mint shower gel, just trust me on that one.
#9 Locking yourself in your car in freezing degree weather. (It's my stupidest thing to date)
#10, going to a photo opp 100 miles away and forgetting memory card and battery!
#12 Be home alone and halfway through pounding out a deuce then realize you are out of toilet paper.
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