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  1. Verbal

    Verbal $100

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    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

    Dear Ricky,
    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

    Love, Becky

    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope .... along with this note:

    Dear Becky,
    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the crap you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

    Take Care, Ricky
     
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    ferny TPF Noob!

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    :biglaugh:
     
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    icondigital TPF Noob!

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    that's a goody jon! :lmao:
     
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    Andrea K TPF Noob!

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    hahaha!
     
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    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    I've heard that one...it's a good 'un!
     
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    clarinetJWD The Naked Spammer Staff Member

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    Whoa! New quick reply box! so that's what happened to it earler...

    Anyways, yeah, that is a good 'un
     
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    LizM TPF Noob!

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    Yes!!!:salute:


    'Bout time somebody did something like that to these @#($&*'s who keep doing that "dear John/Jane" garbage to guys/gals when they are deployed!


    (Yes, I've heard it before but I still love it!)
     
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    duncanp TPF Noob!

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    nice joke, havent heard it before
     

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