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  1. Darfion

    Darfion Soapbox guru...

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    18 months ago, I upgraded to girlfriend 1.0 from drinking mate 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run girlfriend 1.0 with the sound off.

    To make matters worse, girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as lads night out 3.1, football 4.5, and playboy 6.9.

    Successive versions of girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, slapper 2.1 but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down for several weeks.

    Eventually I tried to run girlfriend 1.2 and girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

    I eventually upgraded to fiancé 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be up graded to wife 1.0 while wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2006.

    Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made we automatically stored in wife 1.0’s memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic diary; explorer and Email filter and can, without warning, launch TurboShop and multi-Whinge. These latter products have no help files, and I have to guess what the problem is.

    Additional problems are that wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also when wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop up called MotherInLaw, which can’t be turned off.

    Recently I’ve been tempted to install Mistress 2006, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2006; it tends to delete all your money before uninstalling itself.
     
  2. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    :lol: I've read something similar to this before, but it's hilarious.
     
  3. mentos_007

    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    hahahahaha I've seen something like this too, but this version is much better :D
     
  4. duncanp

    duncanp TPF Noob!

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    lol very good :D
     
  5. wolfepakt

    wolfepakt TPF Noob!

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    You made a big mistake if you thought wife 1.x was a simple program, instead it is an operating system, fiance and girlfriend are more like GUIs to your underlyng previous OS bachelor 10.x.
    reverting back to bachelor 10.x is not easy. In fact the only way to go all the way back is the version titled brokebachelor 4.0.
     
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    duncanp TPF Noob!

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    glad im too young to have the money to purchase any of that stuff...
     
  7. Dark Mower

    Dark Mower TPF Noob!

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    I hear Mac has no viruses.
     
  8. mentos_007

    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    what about program husband 1.x ?? and boyfriend 2.x ?
     
  9. mentos_007

    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    I' m too young for husband 1.x and kids 2.x :D
     

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