Ten Facts

[Alexandra]

OMG some of the 'facts' above are friggin funny !

was that a lame attempt to bring it back on topic?
too late, sorry.

 

[EmilyM]

Some of these are really funny!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emily!

1. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Emily as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Emily.
3. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Emily, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
4. In Chinese, the sound 'Emily' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
5. Worldwide, Emily is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
6. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Emily.
7. Emily, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
8. Emily is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
9. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Emily.
10. Emily once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.

 

[Verbal]

Some of these are really funny!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Emily!

1. 
   [*]The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Emily as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Emily.
3. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Emily, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
4. In Chinese, the sound 'Emily' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
5. Worldwide, Emily is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
6. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Emily.
7. Emily, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
8. Emily is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
9. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Emily.
10. Emily once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.

You mean that's not true??? :shock:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Seeing as everyone else has posted theirs:

The state nickname of Iowa is 'The van Rental state'!
Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with van Rental.
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of van Rental.
Contrary to popular belief, van Rental is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by van Rental.
It's bad luck to put van Rental on a bed.
Van Rental can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
An average beaver can cut down van Rental every year.
Grapes explode if you put them inside van Rental!
Van Rentalolatry is the mindless worship of van Rental.

Van Rentalolatry is fine by me.
And I would like to know what I had to do to get you humans to share my DNA....

 

[EmilyM]

You mean that's not true??? :shock:

Most of it's true...but I've NEVER lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest! :er: :mrgreen:

 

[Verbal]

Most of it's true...but I've NEVER lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest! :er: :mrgreen: