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  1. thebeginning

    thebeginning TPF Noob!

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    here is my test:

    what is 2+2.

    what is the capital of maryland.

    what is the meaning of life.

    what is John Crowe Ransom (America's major minor poet)'s most famous work of poetry.

    what is his most noticeable style and worldview.

    why am i not using question marks.


    that is it for my test. i sure hope it works.
     
  2. Chase

    Chase I am now benign! Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Alright, just who do you think you are??

    What are you trying to do, make people THINK on TPF?? :lol: Don't make me ban you! :mrgreen:
     
  3. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    In time honoured tradition here are my answers:

    what is 2+2.

    To a mathematician 2+2=4
    To a scientist 2+2=somewhere between 3.9 and 4.1
    To an engineer 2+2=4 but we'll call it 10 to be on the safe side

    what is the capital of maryland.

    'M'

    what is the meaning of life.

    The period between birth and death.

    what is John Crowe Ransom (America's major minor poet)'s most famous work of poetry.

    I can't repeat it here but you often find it crayoned on toilet walls.

    what is his most noticeable style and worldview.

    Little curly bits on the end of letters - and out the window.

    why am i not using question marks.

    You bought a cheap computer and the '?' key is missing (It doesn't seem to have a shift key to get the capitals, either).

    that is it for my test. i sure hope it works.

    If it doesn't work then you will have to pay to support it. I don't think a failed test qualifies for welfare. Which is odd because failing a test often has the opposite effect.
    If I were you I'd wait until it goes out then have the locks changed. If it has any belongingings then put them out on the street. When it comes home give it the bus fare to get to Maine.
    There are far too many failed tests hanging around here anyway.
     
  4. photogoddess

    photogoddess TPF Noob!

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    You forgot that if you're an accountant 2 + 2 is whatever you want it to be. ;)
     
  5. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    Accountants have some standards - 2+2=4+taxes+my 10%
     

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