That sounds dirty!

ChopstickHero · Jan 17, 2006

pianist

(depends on how you say it)

jocose · Jan 19, 2006

P*ssycat
P*ssywillow

prick (as in your finger)

There is a company that makes premade food, and the diet program I was on last year got some of their food from there. So, every 4th thursday, my lunch was a Mirkin Burger... OK, so it's spelled wrong, but still...

JonMikal · Jan 19, 2006

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edit: i guess these are considered bad words, but have other meanings

clarinetJWD · Jan 19, 2006

Hertz van Rental said:
Let's not forget:
Tits
Winkle
Vibraphone

Sounds oddly like something out of Monty Python

jocose · Jan 19, 2006

JonMikal said:
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edit: i guess these are considered bad words, but have other meanings

so are ya gonna fix it so we know what words you were thinkin' or were these just *** that you put in to look cool?

Corry · Jan 19, 2006

As far as I know this doesn't really mean anything bad, but I've always thought 'derelict' sounded dirty.

Rob · Jan 19, 2006

Fate said:
lol... i love some bird names like: "the red breasted shag"

Blue-footed Booby
Baillon's Crake
Cetti's Warbler
Nauman's Thrush

All very rude! :lmao:

jocose · Jan 19, 2006

we all know the joke "liquor in the front, poker in the rear"

clarinetJWD · Jan 19, 2006

jocose said:
we all know the joke "liquor in the front, poker in the rear"

:shock:

jocose · Jan 19, 2006

clarinetJWD said:
:shock:

that's an odd smilie for that joke...you probably meant to use this one: :biglaugh:

jocose · Jan 19, 2006

They're replaying the New Horizons launch on NASA TV, and I still have my tv turned on...the announcer (you announcer, you brought her), just said, "We have full thrust!" :lol:

slickhare · Jan 19, 2006

where's waldo? (like the book)

e.g. "Me and my girlfriend played Where's Waldo? in bed."

Darfion · Jan 25, 2006

Here is my list of words that sound gross but aren't. Definitions are from either Merriam-Webster Online or the Oxford English Dictionary. Other sources are noted.

Beever-time

A quartet of an hour's relaxation allowed to the boys in the middle of the afternoon school in summer to give them an opportunity of disposing of beevers, a portion of bread and allowance of beer laid out in Winchester School Hall.

Brown Creeper
A small, thin, nearly camouflaged bird with white belly, long stiff tail, and thin curved bill. Obvious white line above dark eye.

Canonical Erection
The rite by which the house of a religious order is sanctified and officially recognized by the [Catholic] Church.

Cockhorse
1. orig. Apparently a nursery term, applied to anything a child rides astride upon, as a stick with a horse's head, a hobby-horse, any one's leg or knee. Hence ride on a (or a-) cockhorse.

Cock-loft
A small upper loft; a small apartment under the very ridge of the roof to which the access is usually by a ladder; the room over the garret.

Cockmaster
One who rears game-cocks

Cockwater
1. An obsolete medical preparation: see quot.

2. A stream of water brought in a trough, through a long pole, in order to wash out the sand of the tin-ore into the launder, while it is bruising in the coffer of a stamping mill (Chambers Cycl. Supp. 1753).
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Dickcissel
: a common migratory black-throated finch (Spiza americana) of the central U.S.

Dick test
: a test to determine susceptibility or immunity to scarlet fever by an injection of scarlet fever toxin

***got-vote
A vote manufactured for party purposes, by the transfer to persons, not otherwise legally qualified, of sufficient property to qualify them as electors.

***net
Some kind of net for fishing.

***ottist
A performer on the bassoon, bassoonist.

Figwort
: any of a genus (Scrophularia) of chiefly herbaceous plants of the snapdragon family with leaves having no stipules, an irregular bilabiate corolla, and a 2-celled ovary.

Fornical
Pertaining to the fornix (an anatomical arch or fold, esp. an arched formation of the brain)

Fucus
Etymology: Latin, seaweed, archil, dye obtained from archil, from Greek phykos
1 obsolete : a face paint
2 [New Latin, genus name, from Latin] : any of a genus (Fucus) of cartilaginous brown algae used in the kelp industry; broadly : any of various brown algae

Futtock
Etymology: Middle English votek, futtek
: one of the curved timbers scarfed together to form the lower part of the compound rib of a ship

Gay Deceiver
Bust pads, usually of foam rubber, inserted into a bra to give a fuller appearance.

Gayhole,-holer
obs. ff. JAIL, JAILER.

Glory-hole
A place for rubbish or odds and ends, as a housemaid's cupboard, or a lumber room.

Hoar-frost
: a covering of minute ice crystals on a cold surface; also : ice particles formed from a gas

Hoary
1 : gray or white with or as if with age
2 : extremely old : ANCIENT <hoary legends>
- hoar·i·ness noun

Nestcock
One that never was away from home; a fondling or wanton.

Nude Contract
Without consideration given, where no action can arise.

Nympholepsy
A frenzy occasioned by seeing one of the nymphs; from Greek lambano, I take.

Phagomania
Rarely used term for a morbid desire to eat.

Pusillanimous
Lacking courage and resolution : marked by contemptible timidity.

*****van
A flurry, temper. Also in the form pussivent.

****tim
1. (More fully ****tim wood.) The wood of the ****tah-tree, acacia wood.
Sometimes erroneously used for ****TAH tree.

****ticism
A scatological figure of speech

Shuttlecock
: a lightweight conical object with a rounded often rubber-covered nose that is used in badminton

Spooning
Spooning, in rowing, is dipping the oars so little in the water as merely to skim the surface. The resistance being very small, much water is thrown up and more disturbed.

Slut-grate
Grating through the hearth in which the ashes fall, leaving the cinders.

Special bastard
A child born of parents before marriage, the parties afterwards intermarrying.

Titi
An evergreen shrub or tree

Tit-warbler
A bird of the subfamily Parinae (Swainson)

Trophoblast
: a thin layer of ectoderm that forms the wall of many mammalian blastulas and functions in the nutrition and implantation of the embryo

Ulva
A seaweed of the genus Ulva, which includes sea lettuce, U. lactuca

Vagile
Of an organism or group of organisms: having the ability to disperse or be dispersed in a given environment. Hence vagility (also fig.).

Vomitory
A door of a large building by which the crowd is let out.

White-Breasted Nuthatch
Slate gray bird with white belly and black cap and neck. Long thin bill slightly upturned. Chestnut colored under tail.

Wind****er
1.) Name for the kestrel [species of Hawk].
2.) fig. as a term of opprobrium.

Woodcock
Inflected Form(s): plural woodcocks
1 or plural woodcock : a widespread Old World woodland bird (Scolopax rusticola) that is related to the sandpipers and snipes; also : a smaller related game bird (Scolopax minor syn. Philohela minor) of eastern No. America
2 [from the ease with which the woodcock is snared] archaic : SIMPLETON

Woonkers
Interjection expressive of wonderment or surprise.