The Bear Facts ( joke )

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  1. photo gal

    photo gal TPF Noob!

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    A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

    The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve
    beer to bears in bars in Billings.

    The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be
    served a beer.

    The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

    The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me
    a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

    The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
    belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

    The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised,
    eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again
    demands a beer.

    The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
    belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are
    on drugs."

    The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

    .........You're gonna love this.........

    The bartender says, "You are now. That was a
    barbitchyouate :wink:

    This made me laugh so hard I just had to share it!!!! Hope you enjoyed as much as I did!!!! : )
     
  2. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Hahahahahah! :biglaugh: That was cute!
     
  3. photo gal

    photo gal TPF Noob!

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    Well Corry it looks like only you and I think so!! Glad you liked it!! : )
     
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    Lensmeister TPF Noob!

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    LMAO .

    that's one for the office tomorrow !
     
  5. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    I dont get it :(....
     
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    Unimaxium TPF Noob!

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    lol that was funny

    Arty: the joke is barbitchyouate sounds like barbiturate, which is a category of drug ;)
     
  7. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    Ohh Arty, showing your age there. hehehe

    A Barbiturate is a drug... sedative-hypnotic. Very popular in the 60s and 70s I think.
     

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