You roll up in your comfy limousine and notice the plush red carpet as you step out of the door. A big glittering sign draws your attention away form the giant golden camera statues. It says "The Photo Forum Awards". You slink past the paparazzi, giving them a wink and a smile as you go. You pass through the brass double doors and are greeted by a large bar on your right, it must be twenty feet long. Directly in front of you are masses of tables for six, decorated with brass lamps which apparently have no wires. Fluttering between the tables are waiters holding aloft silver trays laden with champagne. "This must be important!" you think to yourself. You take your seat and snuggle into the heavily padded chairs. A man in his early 30's walks onto the stage. He is perfectly chiselled and a perfect golden colour. A small amount of stubble and a Hollywood smile grace his face. "Welcome to the Photo Forum Awards... awards... awards.. awards.......". You feel your head wobble and your eyes begin to open. You gaze around you with bleary eyes. How have you ended up in a theme pub decked out in 70's memorabilia? Six empty glasses sit on the table before you. Something must have happened to make you get drunk. You look up and see a bald, fat man with a voice which can only be produce with forty years of smoking 40 a day. "'Ello me darlings. First up we 'ave the award for," he sniffs and wipes his nose with his naked wrist... Proper Awards Most helpful user. ksmattfish vonnagy Big Mike Most helpful thread. (please include link) ksmattfish's FAQ; basic photgraphy concepts and vocabulary for newbies Most talented photographer. vonnagy Most improved photographer. MDowey Artemis Favourite forum. The Photo Gallery And Just For Fun. Most entertaining user. ferny User you'd most like to meet in person. MDowdey Miss Photo Forum Sexy Legs. Or "the hottest girl". Luminosity Mr Photo Forum Sexy Legs. Or "the hottest guy". MDowey MarkC MDowdey Pilgrim TwistMyArm GraigDavis Hobbes28 Most pointless user. Bokeh Most pointless thread. (please include link) ferny's Word Association Best avatar. JonMikal Worst avatar. Core_17's Xena Bokeh's Scariest user. Big Mike Chase Most prolific PhotoForum poster who never actually posts photos. Hertz van Rental Best Signature. Big Mike (If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity) Most missed user (someone who hasn't posted for a long time who you wish was still around). OsmerToby Congratualtions to all winners. If anyone wants to know what they were nominated for, just ask. I wil lthen tell you what you put foraward for, but not how many votes you recieved or who voted for you. Be aware that not everyone got a nomination. If you want to ask in private then drop me a PM and I'll tell you.