The Ceremony.

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  1. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    You roll up in your comfy limousine and notice the plush red carpet as you step out of the door. A big glittering sign draws your attention away form the giant golden camera statues. It says "The Photo Forum Awards". You slink past the paparazzi, giving them a wink and a smile as you go. You pass through the brass double doors and are greeted by a large bar on your right, it must be twenty feet long. Directly in front of you are masses of tables for six, decorated with brass lamps which apparently have no wires. Fluttering between the tables are waiters holding aloft silver trays laden with champagne. "This must be important!" you think to yourself. You take your seat and snuggle into the heavily padded chairs. A man in his early 30's walks onto the stage. He is perfectly chiselled and a perfect golden colour. A small amount of stubble and a Hollywood smile grace his face. "Welcome to the Photo Forum Awards... awards... awards.. awards.......".
    You feel your head wobble and your eyes begin to open. You gaze around you with bleary eyes. How have you ended up in a theme pub decked out in 70's memorabilia? Six empty glasses sit on the table before you. Something must have happened to make you get drunk. You look up and see a bald, fat man with a voice which can only be produce with forty years of smoking 40 a day. "'Ello me darlings. First up we 'ave the award for," he sniffs and wipes his nose with his naked wrist...

    Proper Awards

    Most helpful user.
    ksmattfish
    vonnagy
    Big Mike



    Most helpful thread. (please include link)
    ksmattfish's FAQ; basic photgraphy concepts and vocabulary for newbies


    Most talented photographer.
    vonnagy


    Most improved photographer.
    MDowey
    Artemis



    Favourite forum.
    The Photo Gallery



    And Just For Fun.

    Most entertaining user.
    ferny


    User you'd most like to meet in person.
    MDowdey


    Miss Photo Forum Sexy Legs. Or "the hottest girl".
    Luminosity


    Mr Photo Forum Sexy Legs. Or "the hottest guy".
    MDowey
    MarkC
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    Most pointless user.
    Bokeh


    Most pointless thread. (please include link)
    ferny's Word Association


    Best avatar.
    JonMikal


    Worst avatar.
    Core_17's Xena
    Bokeh's



    Scariest user.
    Big Mike
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    Most prolific PhotoForum poster who never actually posts photos.
    Hertz van Rental


    Best Signature.
    Big Mike (If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity)


    Most missed user (someone who hasn't posted for a long time who you wish was still around).
    OsmerToby




    Congratualtions to all winners.



    If anyone wants to know what they were nominated for, just ask. I wil lthen tell you what you put foraward for, but not how many votes you recieved or who voted for you. Be aware that not everyone got a nomination. If you want to ask in private then drop me a PM and I'll tell you.
     
  2. Chase

    Chase I am now benign! Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Mwahahahahh I'm scaaaaaaaaaaaaary! :twisted:
     
  3. Niki

    Niki TPF Noob!

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    Hih, congrats everyone! :cheer:
     
  4. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest

    im so hawt im up there twice...bitches!!!!!


    jk, id like to thank the academy!! and the little people...midgets to be exact. they are always involved in these sorts of things...


    if anyone does want to meet me in person, cough::girls:::cough, lets make it happen!! ill bring the midgets!!


    md
     
  5. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Ug...I'd like a recount...I don't wanna be in the same field as BOKEH! (That's it...I'm searchin for a new avatar...and by the way..MALACHITE picked that avatar out for me! ;) )
     
  6. aggiezach

    aggiezach Yup...

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    Damn! Forgotten again! This happens to me every year!

    Oh wait...
    This is the first huh?

    Welp Congrats everyone


    Zach :D
     
  7. Alison

    Alison Swiss Army Friend Supporting Member

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    Count again, you're there three time!

    Congrats to everyone :mrgreen:
     
  8. Karalee

    Karalee hOtLiPs!

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    Thanks for puttin on the Ritz ferny! And congrats to everyone :D
     
  9. danalec99

    danalec99 TPF Noob!

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    Congrats everyone! :)
     
  10. Lula

    Lula Cracks-Up At Crazy Titles!

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    Congrats to everyone...i'm sorry to say, i missed the whole thing
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  11. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    Poor Lula. :(

    :hugz:
     
  12. Lula

    Lula Cracks-Up At Crazy Titles!

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    you're not scary you're different :bigangel:


    kidding :mrgreen:
     

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