The Dr. GoM Thread

[Antarctican]

And when? And who???

 

[Corry]

Alison - When the moon aligns the jupiter, the stars with the sky, and hell with ice...then, and only then, will all of our family of humanity come together to give peace a chance, have a dream and dance through september.

Alison...don't listen to him.

What he MEANT to say was this: SOON. :hugs:

 

[BoblyBill]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[JTHphoto]

And when? And who???

what? huh?

 

[JTHphoto]

yo, doc... does it make you feel weird, as it does me, that we share the same avatar...?

 

[GoM]

Zaphod - It died because socialist medecine took my patients away! It's back because Thatcher has risen from the grave of prime ministerial zombies, ready to sink here bloodied and burned teeth into the broken necks of the discontent one last, feeble time. Got a Gargle Blaster?

LostProphet - Because Moses, using the North Star, found his way home after all

Antarctican - Both questions are rendered null and void because Mohammed, in fact, did not find his way home, as he was lacking a North Star

Corry - DOST THOU MOCK ME!? UNDERMINE MY AUTHORITY!? BRING ME MORE ALE!

BoblyBil - Much like Disneyland, you must have this number of posts to ask a question. However, since you don't kno wany better, I'll answer. Three Cords.

JTH - I find it akin to veganism compared to vegetarianism. Twice the annoying, half the hot.

 

[oldnavy170]

Dr. GoM, what are the winning lotto numbers?

 

[Jeff Canes]

Dr GoM, Will I get thru Thanksgiving without be sick of at less a family member?

 

[BoblyBill]

Much like Disneyland, you must have this number of posts to ask a question. However, since you don't kno wany better, I'll answer

What doest this mean then?

I have an idea.

You. Any of you. All of you. Ask me a question, and I'll answer it...whether a question about me (who are?), you (do you like me?), other people (does he like me?), or your cat (what's with the face?), I will answer any and all questions you bring to me, in any and all categories!

Let the games begin

 

[GoM]

oldnavy170 - 13 26 150 785

Jeff Canes - Dude, you're in Hollywood. Worse comes to worst, steal the H, wander down Sunset Blvd, point it at all the movie stars and call them "hookers" if your family's that aggravating. Or just eat more turkey and watch more football.

boblybill - Nothing. Nothing at all. *shifty*

 

[GoM]

umm..so..corry notifies me that you're from Florida.

Which I didn't notice in your location.

My advice? Get on a raft and float to Cuba. Anything's better than Florida.

 

[Corry]

Dear Dr. Gomer,

When we last talked, you spoke of a horrid burning sensation you were experiencing when you...er...nevermind.


...so how are you feeling now?

 

[GoM]

Dear Dr. Gomer,

When we last talked, you spoke of a horrid burning sensation you were experiencing when you...er...nevermind.


...so how are you feeling now?

You gave me that. You'd know best of all *just* how it feels.

My dear, nothing solves std's. So drink up, and enjoy life while you got it.

 

[Corry]

You gave me that. You'd know best of all *just* how it feels.

My dear, nothing solves std's. So drink up, and enjoy life while you got it.

Me!? You've got me mistaken buddy. You got that from that girl you picked up from that truck stop last month. You know...the one with the adam's apple.

 

[GoM]

Me!? You've got me mistaken buddy. You got that from that girl you picked up from that truck stop last month. You know...the one with the adam's apple.

Only one way you'd know about that, m'lady. Checked your throat lately?