The Otter King in his quest to populate the world with look-alike bears schlepping Canon products, shipped a small package to my doorstep. The following is an unscripted, uncut, and detailed recount of the goings on from the bears arrival forward (well mostly). Oh and I apologize in advance that I most likely won't be able to live up to Anty's adventures with Colin: *** Woohoo! I exclaimed as I caught a glimpse of the mail man jogging back to his truck from my front porch. Id been anxiously awaiting the package containing Duncan and knew that that day just had to be the day. *Hmm were those tires squealing outside? No matter - I cant wait to meet our guest!* I ripped open the front door and snatched up the package. Yay! Duncans here! From inside the box I could hear a soft, Mh mrmh mrumph. Eagerly I tore open the box with help from a pair of scissors. What was that? I asked. I said. My names NOT Duncan you daft woman! Oh, I replied dejectedly, I thought it was a nice name... It is a nice name. A nice name used by a nice lad back home. It is not, however, my name (nor am I nice) the last he uttered under his breath and before I could question it he said, Im Declan. He looked around at the house quickly, So these are my digs then? Wait a minute. Is that chocolate on your paws?! I said aghast. And what are these wrappers... H- Hey! Weren't those chocolate bars for us?! What can I say? I got a bit peckish on the flight over. Speaking of... got anything to eat? And so we got off to a rocky start... Three times during the day I caught Declan raiding our supply of British goods. Finally I decided to send him to a time-out This is total rubbish! He exclaimed from his perch, bo!!ocks to you! but I think he finally got my point. I was so relieved when my husband came home (our rocky start turned into a rocky day) I introduced him to our guest hoping he could "babysit" Declan for a while. I need a drink I said exasperatedly as I headed to the fridge. Bloody he!!, thats the first sensible thing youve said since Ive arrived! Cheers mate!