The good, the bad and the ugly

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  1. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    >>Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids

    >>Bad: You can't find your birth control pills

    >>Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

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    >>Good: Your son studies a lot in his room

    >>Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.

    >>Ugly: You're in them

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    >>Good: Your husband understands fashion

    >>Bad: He's a cross-dresser

    >>Ugly: He looks better than you

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    >>Good: Your son's finally maturing

    >>Bad: He's involved with the woman next door

    >>Ugly: So are you

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    >>Good: Giving the birds & bees talk to your daughter

    >>Bad: She keeps interrupting

    >>Ugly: With corrections

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    >>Good: Your wife's not talking to you

    >>Bad: She wants a divorce

    >>Ugly: She's a lawyer

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    >>Good: The postman's early

    >>Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47

    >>Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

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    >>Good: Your daughter got a new job

    >>Bad: As a hooker

    >>Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients

    >>Way ugly: She makes more money than you do

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    >>Good: You're son is dating someone new

    >>Bad: It's another man

    >>Ugly: He's your best friend

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    >>Good: You're wife is pregnant.

    >>Bad: It's triplets

    >>Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
     
  2. Karalee

    Karalee hOtLiPs!

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  3. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Those are GREAT! :lol:
     
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    lmao :LOL:

    Nice one.
     
  5. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    Whats a vasectomy? is it like where they make it so you cat have kids...does it involve scissors...ouch...
     
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    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Most excellent! Thanks for the laugh.
     
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    ferny TPF Noob!

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    *eyes water.

    *Duckie heads for the rum (again)... awww man.
     
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    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    *reads link*
    :shock:
     
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    Aga TPF Noob!

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    That's great!! [​IMG] Made me laugh, thanks. :lol:
     

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