The Hypnotist

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    THE HYPNOTIST

    It was opening night at the theatre and the Amazing Claude was topping
    the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do
    his stuff.

    As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

    The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
    antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

    He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

    The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
    gleaming off its polished surface.

    Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it
    slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces..

    "****!" said the hypnotist.

    It took three weeks to clean up the theatre.
     
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    Lol.

    Hypnotizing is a fasinating subject...many people believe you take over the person, but un true.

    You see, the brain has 3 parts
    Id, Ego, Superego.

    The ID...is all your passion, all your raw emotion unfilterd.
    The Ego, is like the manager, he says to the ego whats exceptable.
    The Superego is the boss of it all, and makes sure the Ego is doin his job.

    Its like...say a football scenario...

    The Id is the footballer, he walks in to the managers office and says "I wanna change my price to 11 million a game, Cause I wan it."

    The Ego Says "I dont think thats possible...but how about 50 thousand per game?"

    And the Super Ego is the person who pays for the club, and will come in and say "Im not sure we can pay 50 thousand" or may agree.

    When hypnotized, you connect straight to the Id, and thoughts are not filterd by the Ego.

    So if you told someone, "Tell me your secret" If they dont want to, they wont...What yah think?
     
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