The INNUENDO thread! :)

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  1. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Since we all seem to be so good at it here...I figured we should have a thread where the rules are....each post has to be innocent looking, yet laced with innuendos! Stupid Idea? Let me know...I think it may turn out quite interesting! :)

    So...who wants to start? (now that I started the thread, I'm blanking! Ha ha...)
     
  2. ferny

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    You dirty little minx. :lol:


    I'm starving right now. I'm gonna have some left overs from last night in a second. I'll come back later after I've stuffed myself so much I can't walk properly.
     
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    i onced choked a cyclops just to have him spit in my eye.


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  4. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    :lol: :LOL: :lmao: BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'll make another post as soon as I can stop laughing long enough to breathe! :LOL:
     
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    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    I think I need a bannana guard, cause girls are always trying to grab my bannana!
     
  6. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    It's because they find you so appealing. But it's fun to get a girl to count when she is peeling the skin off a banana - one skin....two skin....three skin....
     
  7. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    One thing I've learned from working in the office of a machine shop...you have to handle tools carefully and delicately, or someone could get hurt.
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    I take it that you are good at handling men in awkward situations - and you've seen every kind and size of tool there is.
     
  9. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    I'm not THAT experienced with different tools!!! Though the safety rules have been drilled into my brain. I'm not too sure I WANT to learn every kind and size! Makes life a bit too complicated.
     
  10. mygrain

    mygrain Friend to nose goblins everywhere

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    Is it okay to spank a monkey at the zoo? I mean if he's bad and all shouldn't it get punished. :shock:
     
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    Just tread on his banana!
     
  12. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    I don't see why not...as long as you don't let the general public see. I mean, what would a kid think if he/she saw you spanking the monkey? They might think it's ok to beat things whenever they want to.
     

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