The Knob

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    A woman in her sixties went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob", where a small
    knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

    Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful - the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

    She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee then."
     
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    :mrgreen:
     
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    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!
     
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    I like it!
     
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    Thanks for the chuckle but the way I heard it (about 50 years ago!) was that it was a fella and he wanted the Doc's opinion of his new tie.
     
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    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    How time changes everything... :lol: :lol:
     
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    Thanks Mitica, that made me laugh. :mrgreen:
     
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    Hmm that's just not pleasant, funny, but not pleasant
     

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