The Old Lawyer

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  1. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, "We've been waiting a long time for you."

    What do you mean he replied, "I'm only 45, in the prime of my life. Why did I have to die now?"

    "45? You're not 45, you're 82" replied the angel.

    "Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82 then you have the wrong guy. I'm only 45. I can show you my birth certificate."

    "Hold on. Let me go check" said the angel and disappeared inside. After a few minutes the angel returned.

    "Sorry, but by our records you are 82. I checked all the hours you have billed your clients, and you have to be 82..."
     
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    That one is GREAT!!!!! :LOL:
     
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    Karalee hOtLiPs!

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    :LOL: that ones funny but your avatar almost made me choke :lmao:
     
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    Thanks! :lol: :lol: Couldn't resist and made it today.
     
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    Double thanks for the chuckles Mitica!
     
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