The Princess's Problem

ferny · Aug 21, 2005

I'm far too lazy to format this properly.

>The Princess's Problem
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>Once upon a time there lived a king.
>The king had a beautiful daughter,
>princess Janine.
>But there was a problem.
>Everything princess Janine touched would melt.
>No matter what;
>metal,
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>stone,
>anything she touched would melt.
>Because of this, men were afraid of her.
>Nobody would dare marry her.
>The king despaired.
>What could he do to help his daughter?
>He consulted his wizards and magicians.
>One wizard told the king,
>"If your daughter touches one thing
>that does not melt in her hands,
>she will be cured."
>The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
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>The next day,
>he held a competition.
>Any man that could bring his daughter an
>object that would not melt would marry her
>and inherit the king's wealth.
>Three young princes took up the challenge.
>The first prince brought a sword of the finest steel.
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>But alas,
>once the princess touched it,
>it melted.
>The prince went away sadly.
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>The second prince brought diamonds.
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>He thought diamonds are the hardest substance
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>once the princess touched them,
>they melted.
>He too was sent away disappointed.
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>The third prince approached.
>He told the princess,
>"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what
>is in there."
>The princess did as she was told,
>though she turned red.
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>She felt something hard.
>She held it in her hand.
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>And it did not melt!!!
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>The king was overjoyed.
>Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
>And the third prince married the princess
>and they both lived happily ever after.
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>Question:
>What was in the prince's pants?
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>(Scroll down for the answer)
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>M&M's of course.
>They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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>What were you thinking you pervert
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