The Princess's Problem

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    >The Princess's Problem
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    >Once upon a time there lived a king.
    >The king had a beautiful daughter,
    >princess Janine.
    >But there was a problem.
    >Everything princess Janine touched would melt.
    >No matter what;
    >metal,
    >wood,
    >stone,
    >anything she touched would melt.
    >Because of this, men were afraid of her.
    >Nobody would dare marry her.
    >The king despaired.
    >What could he do to help his daughter?
    >He consulted his wizards and magicians.
    >One wizard told the king,
    >"If your daughter touches one thing
    >that does not melt in her hands,
    >she will be cured."
    >The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
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    >The next day,
    >he held a competition.
    >Any man that could bring his daughter an
    >object that would not melt would marry her
    >and inherit the king's wealth.
    >Three young princes took up the challenge.
    >The first prince brought a sword of the finest steel.
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    >But alas,
    >once the princess touched it,
    >it melted.
    >The prince went away sadly.
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    >The second prince brought diamonds.
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    >He thought diamonds are the hardest substance
    >in the world and would not melt.
    >But alas,
    >once the princess touched them,
    >they melted.
    >He too was sent away disappointed.
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    >The third prince approached.
    >He told the princess,
    >"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what
    >is in there."
    >The princess did as she was told,
    >though she turned red.
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    >She felt something hard.
    >She held it in her hand.
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    >And it did not melt!!!
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    >The king was overjoyed.
    >Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
    >And the third prince married the princess
    >and they both lived happily ever after.
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    >Question:
    >What was in the prince's pants?
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    >(Scroll down for the answer)
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    >M&M's of course.
    >They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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    >What were you thinking you pervert
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