the surrealist compliment generator

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    My eyes are like spheres of glue filled with shimmering worms.
     
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    Your hair is reminiscent of a self-digesting yak in heat. :lmao: Consider that one mine forever.
     
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    Your intelligence attains the grand summation of molecular motion at absolute zero.
     
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    Your pendulous thorax makes cellists envious of the rotund sounds emanating from your nose in D minor.
     
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    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Your nose hair is pleasingly twisted with the roots of a bristlecone pine that is so precariously perched on the side of a cliff it may easily uproot and fall upon the Republican lobbyists below.


    Am I supposed to know what this stuff means?
     
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    And these are supposed to be COMPLIMENTS?

    Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back.
     
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    Oh how my pathological scar desires to read poems through the ruddied girth of your soul!

    Your mother once had eyes that shone like the legs of Mae West.

    The microfine network of eyes traversing your shoulders causes me to shudder in anticipation of the coming of the wondrous season of jaundiced eskimos and impotent Anglican priests.

    :biglaugh:
     
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    -Madam, what a handsome moustashe you wear!

    -You are as frightful as an engine developed solely for the countenance of sexual inuendo by country music.
     
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    Darfion Soapbox guru...

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    The spark of intelligence in your blinking eyes is not unlike the glow from the teeth of an electrocuted axe-murderess.
     
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    Seven donkeys and a concubine cannot compare with the tarnished sheen left in your path of combustion.
     
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    Most certainly, your fingernails stimulate magnetism in the most organic of solvents!
     

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